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Father. Husband. Atheist. College student. Not that silly.

crossbonegundam:

kurokoshirai:

these are grown-ass adults. what the hell do they plan to do here. tell parents they can’t pick up their kids until they change clothes? maybe take them into the AP’s office and give them a more suitable change of clothes. are they gonna hire fashion police to stand at the drop-off zones to watch for code violations? florida what is wrong with you

The USA suprise me more and more everyday

crossbonegundam:

kurokoshirai:

these are grown-ass adults. what the hell do they plan to do here. tell parents they can’t pick up their kids until they change clothes? maybe take them into the AP’s office and give them a more suitable change of clothes. are they gonna hire fashion police to stand at the drop-off zones to watch for code violations? florida what is wrong with you

The USA suprise me more and more everyday

chibibuizel:

sandshrew holy fucking shit

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

the-infallible-empress:

shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

OMFG WHAT

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption



Uncultured swine

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

theolduvaigorge:

What Happens to Your Body after You Die? [animation]

  • from Scientific American

Whatever your beliefs, most people would agree that the body left behind when we depart this mortal coil is just a heap of bones and flesh. But what happens to those leftovers? Assuming that nature is left to its own devices, our bodies undergo a fairly standard process of decomposition that can take anywhere from two weeks to two years.”


Written & narrated by Mark Fischetti
Assistant editor: Kathryn Free
Produced, edited & animated by Eric R. Olson

(Source: Scientific American)

meaning1ess:

inhhale-exhhale:

One year.
525,600 minutes.
525,000 moments so dear.
Amazing.
Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.
This is beyond perfect.

meaning1ess:

inhhale-exhhale:

One year.

525,600 minutes.

525,000 moments so dear.

Amazing.

Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.

This is beyond perfect.

musicalandacademicblunderings:

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

Jesus Christ…

slimfairy:

when people call you “hun”
image

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ttheshindigg:

You can’t control the Prince Of All Saiyans.