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Father. Single. Atheist. College student. Not that silly.

blood-in-the-moonlight:

why are people mean to Steve Buscemi?  People literally go to live events and tell him he’s ugly and freaky to his face.  Why would you ever do that? Steve Buscemi has never done anything to you.  Steve Buscemi is really nice.  He does volunteer work.  He used be a firefighter.  He was the best man at Stanley Tucci’s wedding.  There is literally no reason to be mean to Steve Buscemi.

laurajmoss:

The UN Climate Summit kicks off tomorrow.
Here’s how you can get involved.

laurajmoss:

The UN Climate Summit kicks off tomorrow.

Here’s how you can get involved.

hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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If the Harry Potter characters had tumblr insp

love-and-radiation:

Here are a bunch of Legionnaires as drawn by dreamboat derekcharm, alongside Substitute with the Mostest—Arm-Fall-Off Boy.

amipunkyet:

WE TRIED TO TAKE SOME PICS OF GEORGE WITH CHERRY BLOSSOMS FALLING IN THE AIR BUT WHEN THEY FELL HE MADE THIS FACE

American People: muslim countries are so awful to women they need to treat them better
American People: Women ask to get raped
American People: Girls need to cover themselves they're a distraction to boys
American People: Women shouldn't be able to get abortions
American People: Why should women get birth control they shouldn't have sex anyway
American People: We have such great equality God bless

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

lackyannie:

this time you’ve gone too far tumblr.

10knotes:

In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.